Artdussdodvidzenhognellced is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Artdussdodvidzenhognellced created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdussdodvidzenhognellced, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Artdussdodvidzenhognellced, he will manifest in front of you.

Artdussdodvidzenhognellced's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Artdussdodvidzenhognellced's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Artdussdodvidzenhognellced loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.