Matcadtun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional owl.

Matcadtun created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matcadtun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Matcadtun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Matcadtun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Matcadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never run in holy places.