Pid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish seal.

Pid created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pid, she will strike you with lightening.

Pid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.