Flaptikban is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective owl.

Flaptikban created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaptikban, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flaptikban, he will turn you into a mole.

Flaptikban's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flaptikban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.