Tonkyokmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil fish.

Tonkyokmif created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkyokmif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonkyokmif, it will destroy your home planet.

Tonkyokmif's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tonkyokmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never wear violet shirts.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Always look after injured horses.