Daveenwod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise giraffe.

Daveenwod created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Daveenwod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daveenwod, it will turn you into a tree.

Daveenwod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Daveenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six mice approach from the south.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Fast once a month.