Tofgabfen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy unicorn.

Tofgabfen created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofgabfen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofgabfen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tofgabfen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tofgabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Tofgabfen six times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat strawberries.