Camcatbest Ligfarnyart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise squirrel.

Camcatbest Ligfarnyart created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcatbest Ligfarnyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Camcatbest Ligfarnyart, she will destroy your favourite star.

Camcatbest Ligfarnyart's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Camcatbest Ligfarnyart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.