Garwikwab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome dugong.

Garwikwab created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garwikwab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garwikwab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Garwikwab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Garwikwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always wear indigo.