Fatarmgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful parrot.

Fatarmgum created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatarmgum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fatarmgum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fatarmgum's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fatarmgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fatarmgum's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fatarmgum loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.