Cencem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive owl.

Cencem created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cencem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cencem, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cencem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cencem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cencem six times a day.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Never wear cyan shorts.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.