Gepnurxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient hippopotamus.

Gepnurxuck created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnurxuck, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepnurxuck, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gepnurxuck's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gepnurxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepnurxuck.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Put Gepnurxuck first in all things.

5. Always help sick eagles.