Logdavyam Misdudfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow salamander.

Logdavyam Misdudfed created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Logdavyam Misdudfed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Logdavyam Misdudfed, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Logdavyam Misdudfed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Logdavyam Misdudfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shoes.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about gravity.