Sogjanwit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent lion.

Sogjanwit created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogjanwit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sogjanwit, it will be very unhappy.

Sogjanwit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sogjanwit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sogjanwit.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.