Dadrapboss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless crane.

Dadrapboss created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Dadrapboss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadrapboss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dadrapboss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dadrapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Dadrapboss loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never go into black rooms.