Dadrapboss is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless
crane.
Dadrapboss created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dadrapboss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dadrapboss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Dadrapboss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Dadrapboss' Holy Commandments1. Dadrapboss loves squirrels, so they must be respected.
2. Never talk about pigs.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never talk about stars.
5. Never go into black rooms.