Yartmeglin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent slug.

Yartmeglin created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartmeglin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yartmeglin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yartmeglin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yartmeglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not dye your hair red.