Pagmanbamyat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous bird.

Pagmanbamyat created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmanbamyat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagmanbamyat, she will be very sad.

Pagmanbamyat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pagmanbamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never jump in the presence of birds.

5. You must never eat melons.