Tiprignell is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered unicorn.

Tiprignell created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiprignell, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiprignell, he will turn you into a worm.

Tiprignell's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tiprignell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never skip near snails.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.