Yardubrill is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical wyvern.

Yardubrill created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardubrill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yardubrill, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yardubrill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yardubrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.