Sand is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent lizard.

Sand created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Sand, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sand, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sand's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sand's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sand's priests.

2. Sand must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always wear pink.