Bissxuckzanrak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing beaver.

Bissxuckzanrak created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissxuckzanrak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bissxuckzanrak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bissxuckzanrak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bissxuckzanrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bissxuckzanrak's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never jump near frogs.