Cungannar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful walrus.

Cungannar created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cungannar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cungannar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cungannar's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cungannar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Cungannar loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.