Yakhakcut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, egotistical hare.

Yakhakcut created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhakcut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yakhakcut, it will turn you into a rock.

Yakhakcut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yakhakcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.