Cadvadpig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair zebra.

Cadvadpig created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadvadpig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadvadpig, he will laugh at you.

Cadvadpig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cadvadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not speak about oranges.