Komgupmid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy dog.

Komgupmid created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgupmid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komgupmid, she will turn you into a tree.

Komgupmid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Komgupmid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not kill squirrels.