Boddintik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing monkey.

Boddintik created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddintik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boddintik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Boddintik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Boddintik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boddintik first in all things.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.