Dognullnad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful jaguar.

Dognullnad created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognullnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dognullnad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dognullnad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dognullnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured frogs.
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