Disstifpom Hogtarging is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, loving coyote.

Disstifpom Hogtarging created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disstifpom Hogtarging, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Disstifpom Hogtarging, it will destroy your home solar system.

Disstifpom Hogtarging's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Disstifpom Hogtarging's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about rice.
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