Podsadstigrakgub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced scorpion.

Podsadstigrakgub created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Podsadstigrakgub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podsadstigrakgub, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Podsadstigrakgub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Podsadstigrakgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.