Tamdubmig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain elephant.

Tamdubmig created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdubmig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tamdubmig, it will turn you into a worm.

Tamdubmig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tamdubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.