Sabkapgad Cunnutnab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Sabkapgad Cunnutnab created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkapgad Cunnutnab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sabkapgad Cunnutnab, it will turn you into a worm.

Sabkapgad Cunnutnab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sabkapgad Cunnutnab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sabkapgad Cunnutnab first in all things.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Sabkapgad Cunnutnab's priests.

5. Do not commit murder.
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