Farhomyar Kikwiphub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow centaur.

Farhomyar Kikwiphub created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farhomyar Kikwiphub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farhomyar Kikwiphub, she will curse you with boils.

Farhomyar Kikwiphub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farhomyar Kikwiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.