Narhaksaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent wombat.

Narhaksaf created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narhaksaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narhaksaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Narhaksaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Narhaksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms brown.

2. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Narhaksaf on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.