Teenbopbus is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, vain
lobster.
Teenbopbus created silver two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teenbopbus, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Teenbopbus, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Teenbopbus' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Teenbopbus' Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Run away from black tortoises, for they are unholy.