Nurl is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent goblin.

Nurl created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurl, it will torture you forever.

Nurl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.