Hunjopjigzod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome fairy.

Hunjopjigzod created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunjopjigzod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunjopjigzod, he will curse you with boils.

Hunjopjigzod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hunjopjigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Hunjopjigzod's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.