Hunjopjigzod is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome
fairy.
Hunjopjigzod created an atom five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hunjopjigzod, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hunjopjigzod, he will curse you with boils.
Hunjopjigzod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Hunjopjigzod's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not take Hunjopjigzod's name in vain.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.