Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-confident dragon.

Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut, she will turn you into a snail.

Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Benfonhotlik Daggillab Gunnurlnut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.