Hudboplip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective bat.

Hudboplip created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudboplip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudboplip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hudboplip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hudboplip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Hudboplip loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into green rooms.