Hudboplip is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, effective
bat.
Hudboplip created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudboplip, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hudboplip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Hudboplip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Hudboplip's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear white clothing.
2. Never look at black holes.
3. Never think ill of sick otters.
4. Hudboplip loves dogs, so they must be respected.
5. Never go into green rooms.