Quagcisslistjonmabtar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous goblin.

Quagcisslistjonmabtar created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcisslistjonmabtar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagcisslistjonmabtar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quagcisslistjonmabtar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quagcisslistjonmabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Quagcisslistjonmabtar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about planets.