Quagcisslistjonmabtar is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous
goblin.
Quagcisslistjonmabtar created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagcisslistjonmabtar, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Quagcisslistjonmabtar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Quagcisslistjonmabtar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Quagcisslistjonmabtar's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never go into magenta rooms.
4. Quagcisslistjonmabtar must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never talk about planets.