Safgepjap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing bee.

Safgepjap created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgepjap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Safgepjap, it will think nothing of it.

Safgepjap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Safgepjap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Safgepjap six times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.