Gigrapbaf is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident
eagle.
Gigrapbaf created an up quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gigrapbaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gigrapbaf, she will jump up and down on your head.
Gigrapbaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Gigrapbaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Never go into cyan rooms.
5. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.