Bantimstig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating goose.

Bantimstig created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bantimstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bantimstig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bantimstig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bantimstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never mention dolphins.