Mumabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic naga.

Mumabquaf created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mumabquaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumabquaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mumabquaf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mumabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never wear green boots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumabquaf.

5. Do not cook food in pots.