Sagnilltarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud swan.

Sagnilltarg created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagnilltarg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sagnilltarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Sagnilltarg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sagnilltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sagnilltarg first in all things.

2. Sagnilltarg loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Sagnilltarg on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must never eat lentils.