Lopjiplun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional swan.

Lopjiplun created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopjiplun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopjiplun, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lopjiplun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lopjiplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Lopjiplun loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed beans to ants while wearing pink dresses.

4. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Lopjiplun's name in vain.