Larpnul is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful wren.

Larpnul created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpnul, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larpnul's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Larpnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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