Safmabmeg Fighimdod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty ant.

Safmabmeg Fighimdod created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safmabmeg Fighimdod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safmabmeg Fighimdod, it will come to you in dreams.

Safmabmeg Fighimdod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Safmabmeg Fighimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safmabmeg Fighimdod.