Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous gerbil.

Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow, he will be very sad.

Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cibbencat Nibnartwat Parkbimrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Do not make images of living things.