Cardapwip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing lion.

Cardapwip created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Cardapwip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cardapwip, he will torture you forever.

Cardapwip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cardapwip's Holy Commandments

1. Cardapwip loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.