Kopcem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic walrus.

Kopcem created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopcem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopcem, he will ignore you.

Kopcem's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kopcem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Kopcem loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.